Chris Brown will receive his five-year probation today for assualting his ex-girlfriend Rihanna. Rihanna wants to commemorate by allowing Chris the option of standing next to her sometime without getting arrested for it, so sayeth Bossip:
The 21-year-old “Umbrella” singer wants a less-stringent “level one” order, with no distance requirement, her lawyer said.
“Our position has not changed. We still believe a level one is sufficient. It would protect her against Chris annoying, harassing or molesting her in any way,” said Rihanna’s lawyer Donald Etra. “She doesn’t feel it’s necessary [to have a 50-yard buffer].”
Am I the only one who never knew a level of protection so minor as to protect against “annoying” without any required minimum distance existed? So Chris can braid her hair, but can’t chew gum while sitting next to her at the movies? Does someone have to first beat me before I apply for one of these things? I want one against Al Sharpton but I’ve never even met the guy.
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