Why Don’t Italians Like Jersey Shore?! Jews Love Seinfeld and the Academy Awards, Right?

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I bet you were worried there might not be a Jersey Shore post today. Calm down.

The New Jersey Italian American Legislative Caucus has asked MTV to cancel the show, which they say promotes derogatory ethnic stereotypes and is wildly offensive.

Starzlife has received a copy of the letter:

Dear Goons:

Boy, youse guys really crossed da line this time. We was just fine wit’cha network when youse was promotin’ quality fare like Undressed and Headbanger’s Ball, but now you done started suggestin’ that Italian Americans from Jersey ain’t too classy. I wondah whut my bruddah’s buddies might have to say about that. I ain’t sayin’ things could get violent. But I ain’t saying they won’t. I’m just sayin’ they can find out where your kids go to school reals easy-like.

Yuh trashy show has this whole country runnin’ around thinkin’ that every Italian in Jersey uses steroids. Please. A real man don’t need to bulk himself up to win bar fights. Dat’s what brass knuckles is for. And what’s with dis hair gel nonsense? I ain’t used hair gel once in fifty years! All I need is a dabba Brylcreem in the morning, a refresher in the afternoon, and a handful right before bed.

The ladies on your show ain’t too classy, neither. The one who got punched, what’s her name? Sucky? The nerve of that broad, going on Entertainment Tonight, and giving her side of the story. It’s like her parents ain’t never teach her traditional Italian values, like omerta. Granted, if she’s was raised right, she woulda first asked her male roommates for permission to annoy that poor gym teacher all night, and maybe that Situation woulda sent her home to start blending protein shakes.

And how dares you make Italians look lazy. These useless bimbettes won’t even put the work in to sell those stylish custom t-shirts with words on ’em. Lemme tell you about two close buddies of mine, Paulie Walnuts and Bobby Bacala. Dey once had to show up every day to a construction site just so’s they could collect a paycheck dat was owed dem anyway. Did dey complain? Hell, no! Dey showed up every day and worked on their tan. (That’s the one thing I’ll give your show credit for: all the kids have beautiful skin. And the Situation is in great shape for a 36-year-old.)

So put a sock in this crap, wouldja? Jersey Italians have it hard enough, what with the stereotypes that all waste-management workers and bookies have mob ties, or that our womens ain’t as classy as some uppity Jew broad, or that we all have ridiculous nicknames. I expect more from the network that brought us that Wilmer Valderarma show about insultin’ ya muddah.

— Antonia “Two Time” “Breadsticks” D’Aglionitino

P.S.: Coulja give J-WOWW my email address?

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2 Responses to Why Don’t Italians Like Jersey Shore?! Jews Love Seinfeld and the Academy Awards, Right?

  1. December 28, 2009 at 12:10 am #

    u know the bottom line is Italians have always tried to escape their BLACK and LATINO roots, so I am glad this show brings out the true italian, and it is obvious that they are not white people like many of the sell outs think…italians are ignorant just like their arab, black, and latino ancestors!

    • July 17, 2011 at 11:17 pm #

      ITALO SAY ITALIANS ARE NOT WHITE? LOL I HAVE A BACHELOR DEGREE IN HISTORY,GEOGRAPHY AND ANTHROPOLOGY. YOU ARE JUST A PATHETIC GUY THAT TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE IGNORANCE OF THE AMERICANS ABOUT ANTHROPOLOGY,HISTORY AND GEOGRAPHY AND WITH THE EXCUSES OF THE SICILIAN IN NEW YORK WANT TO TRY TO PLAY THE GAMES THAT ITALIAN ARE NOT WHITE, BUT UNFORTUNATELY FOR YOU THE MAJORITY OF THE PEOPLE KNOW THE TRUTH, LIKE IT OR NOT, ANYWAY

      ITALIANS ARE NOT A RACE, EUROPEANS IN GENERAL ARE NOT A RACE. 

      ITALY DIDN’T EXIST UNTILL 150 YEARS AGO, 90% OF THE “ITALIAN” THAT YOU HAVE IN AMERICA ARE FROM SICILY OR SOUTH ITALY, SICILY IS AN ISLAND LIKE HAWAII IN AMERICA THAT BECAME PART OF ITALY JUST 150 YEARS AGO, SICILIAN AND SOUTHERN ITALIAN ARE WAY DIFFERENT THAN NORTHERN ITALIAN BY HISTORY,GENETICS,CUISINE,CULTURE,LANGUAG…

      NORTH ITALY BORDER WITH AUSTRIA,SLOVENIA,SWITZERLAND AND FRANCE, NORTH ITALY IS AN ALPINE TERRITORY AND SOUTH ITALY IS MEDITERRANEAN.

      CHECK THIS LINK

      http://racialreality.110mb.com/italians.html

      CHECK THIS NORTH ITALIAN WOMEN, ARE THEY ENOUGH WHITE FOR YOU?

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ylWeCqciB0

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XzgY2yED8Ho

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5MQGbCEdrU

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGaGZJPMiVc

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISRtcqM1E6M

      CHECK THIS LINK ABOUT THE HISTORY OF ITALY

      http://www.worldology.com/Europe/Europe_Nations/Italy/index.htm

      http://italydna.blogspot.com/2007/01/r1b-in-italy.html

      WHITE AMERICAN ARE THE LARGEST GROUP IN THE WORLD WITH AFRICAN AND MEXICAN ANCESTRY, AMERICA IS THE MOST MIXED PLACE IN THE WORLD, AMERICA BORDER WITH MEXICO, 8 STATES IN AMERICA WAS PART OF MEXICO, 7 WHITE AMERICAN PRESIDENT WAS FOUNDED WITH AFRICAN ANCESTRY.
      AMERICA IS THE PLACE IN THE WORLD WITH LESS % OF NATURAL BLONDE COMPARED NORTH ITALY,FRANCE,GERMANY AND THE REST OF EUROPE
      IN CALIFORNIA FOR EXAMPLE MANY WOMEN ARE FAKE BLONDE SUCH MARYLIN MONROE,PAMELA ANDERSON,NICOL RICHIE, ETC ETCSource(s):WHITE AMERICAN ARE MADE BY GERMANS,BRITISH,IRISH,ITALIAN,POLISH,FRE…ITALIANS ARE THE FOURTH LARGEST ANCESTRY IN USA, ALL THIS PEOPLE BELOW HAVE AN ITALIAN ANCESTRY BY MOM,DAD OR BOTH PARENTSPARIS HILTON, BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN, NICOLAS CAGE, JOHN TRAVOLTA, AL PACINO, ROBERT DE NIRO, DEAN MARTIN, HAYDEN PANETTIERE,JENNIFER ANISTON, BRADLEY COOPERS, LADY GAGA, LEONARDO DI CAPRIO, ROBERT DE NIRO, AND MORE AND MOREARE THEY NOT WHITE ANYMORE FOR YOU?http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2007/jul/15/usa.geneticshttp://racialreality.110mb.com/americans.htmlhttp://dnaancestryonline.com/is-it-true-that-13-of-white-americans-have-black-ancestry/AND DON’T FORGET THAT THE ROMAN EMPIRE WAS THE MOST POWERFUL EMPIRE EVER IN THE HISTORY AND RULED THE WORLD FOR 1000 YEARSTHE ROMANS RULED AND CONQUERED UK FOR 350 YEARS, AUSTRIA FOR 400 YEARS, FRANCE,SWITZERLAND,BELGIUM,NETHERLAND,PA… OF GERMANY, ETC ETCSO IF YOU DO A BLOOD DNA TEST IN EUROPE, YOU WILL FIND A SURPRISE

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