I love this. Remember the controversy yesterday about NBC serving a delicious and appropriate meal of fried chicken and collard greens to celebrate Black History Month BECAUSE BLACK PEOPLE LIKE FRIED CHICKEN – YOU WILL NOT SILENCE ME ON THIS ISSUE and how people predictably called for a march on Washington or whatever? Well, they can all go kill themselves! The chef who made the meal is black, and she thinks you uptight, precious cracker-ass cracker fucks should stick your head in an oven. OK, fine, I’m putting words in her mouth, but she can’t understand why anyone cares: “It’s not trying to offend anybody and it’s not trying to suggest that that’s all that African-Americans eat. It’s just a good meal.” Yes, thank you, exactly. If I worked there and, around Hanukkah, the cafeteria were to offer gefilte fish and bitter herbs, you know what I would say? “Boy, I wish it were still Black History Month.” You have better food. We have better scientists, authors, bankers, lawyers, scholars, and journalists. It’s a tie on comedians. No, we win that, too.
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