OMG! And it’s actually somewhat cute. . .
Star Magazine is reporting that our favorite British wannabes have tied the knot in Mexico!! I know I shouldn’t be surprised, but I am. Isn’t Adnan Ghalib Married? Would Star magazine take such a risk if they didn’t have the proper evidence? I’m confused. Gatecrasher is reporting that Brit-Brit paid Adnan’s wife $250,000 to get out of their way, which is A LOT, considering she and Adnan Ghalib were actually estranged long, long ago, according to our sources.
I’m pretty sure this marriage isn’t legal. Legal separation and bribery don’t substitute a proper divorce in the eyes of the law. So, if anything, it seems Britney Spears and Adnan Ghalib actually had one of those unbinding “commitment ceremonies” like the one between Anna Nicole Smith and Howard K. Stern in the Bahamas. And really, is there ever a better type of union than that which is blind to all assets? Let’s just hope no one in the US of A considers this an attempt at polygamy. Last time I heard, that was still a crime.
Maybe Adnan Ghalib is actually good for Britney. A hell of a lot better than that a**hole Sam Lutfi!! Oh, no? Well, then check this out!! Do you think the guilty-feeling, too-little-too-late conservator of papa Spears would allow Adnan near his piggy bank daughter, if it were otherwise? I think not.
Jamie Spears has much to lose if he doesn’t take good care of Britney at this moment. Not only will his image continue to suffer, the beloved funds from which he could be drying up!
And for those who wanted to do some reminiscing…
[…] got a feeling Mr. Conservator doesn’t want his little money maker baby getting into any more secret marriages with members of the paparazzi! On a side note: Just in case you haven’t heard, the Bri-Brit […]