Lindsay Lohan has been through so, so much in her 23 short years (that’s it?!), they’re making a movie about her life. A porn movie, but a movie nonetheless! Chances are it will be ten bazillion times more entertaining than Labor Pains. It’s on ABC Family this Sunday! (Labor Pains, not the porn. Although I wish.)
Check out the (non-graphic, SFW) trailer for the Untrue Hollywood Story: Lindsay Lohan. How uncanny is the resemblance of the fake-Lilo to the real thing? Lindsay should hire her as her stunt double and send her out to film sets so she never has to leave Samantha‘s house. It’d be a real life Parent Trap.
It’s unfortunate they probably didn’t ask Linds to star in the movie herself, I bet she would’ve taken the gig. Girl needs the money.
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