Somebody Help!

Although, I have been assured by a very reliable source that Miley Cyrus aka Hannah Montana is very well grounded and just a regular fifteen year old girl. . .I am having a really tough time buying it.   These pictures from the red carpet are so steamy I have to defog my eyeglasses!  I can remember Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan at the same age, and if my failing memory serves me at all, I don’t think they dressed like this.  Fast Forward ten years. . .Baby Jesus help us all.