Escaped?!
Noo!!
Returned: Damaged Goods
“All better now, Y’all!”
So, Ms. Britney Jean Spears bravely faced the world today after she was kicked out of the psych ward today…
Well, not really, but that’s just my conspiracy theory of the day. I think she was made/allowed to leave the facility under the formal “she is no longer a threat to herself or to society” excuse ‘cuz the doctors couldn’t take her “toxic” smell any longer.
Yes, for the historic, philosophic, all time controversial greater good.
Just think. Maybe Britney Spears is unfixable at this point, and God only knows how many nip/tucks will be successfully completed without the distraction of paparazzi lights and Brit-Brit’s babble in all sorts of strange tongue .
And, if all this ain’t reason enough for you to believe her wreck-ness was awarded a royal malpractice at UCLA Medical Center, then just take a look at this. Who would want to be released to that?
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I probably should take that back…But I won’t.
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