Hey EJ, wanna be my colorguard?!
We don’t get fooled again, don’t get fooled again! Yes, people, here ya have him! In all his colorful, reddish-copster, sunglass-clad, big, wonderful glory! The one, the only, Horatio Caine ELTON JOHN!
Wearing a colorful version of the quintessential “fat-bodyguard hoping-to- look-buff” outfit, Sir Elton John paraded himself all around West Hollywood and LA last week, making all the last minute preparations for the hosting of his annual Academy Awards viewing benefit, in which he was to perform a duet with Mary J Blige. And boy, was he looking big and pudgy tough and mighty!
I bet this agile officer could take anyone down, with just a strike of that big ol’ manly wedding ring of his…
Det. E. John, wearing his lucky sunglasses, performing security inspection rounds, and hanging out with his trusty rescue dogs!
He doesn’t look anything like a security guard. I hope when you get older someone makes fun of you as well.