Lauren Conrad is rumored to be pregnant…
Buh-bye, hot bod!
Heidi Montag must be thrilled. Pretty soon, Lauren Conrad might start looking like an orange watermelon, and may even decide to take a break from designing her “overpriced” duds that simply sell out over Montag’s own slutty “flirty” creations…
According to Celebslam.com, the latest info buzzing on The Hills‘ related rumor mill is that Lauren Conrad is somewhat pregnant… This juicy bit was insinuated yesterday afternoon on “Crazy Days and Nights”, a celebs gossip blog run by an entertainment lawyer. And, just to make it a little more spicy, some of the most crafty and resilient members of Hollywood’s all-uncovering, trash-stealing, stalker-azzi mafia have also been talking baby, persistent in their questions regarding the contents of Conrad’s possibly “trendy” womb.
Last week, at the LA Fashion Week, Lauren joyfully joined frienemies and loved ones for the launching of her new hit: a beautiful haute couture clothing line, which she had been developing during the the previous months. Days later, Heidi Montag released this statement:
“Lauren’s line is not necessarily something I would wear – she’s trying a high-fashion thing, but it’s a little over-priced. Mine is fun and flirty for the everyday woman. Most people can’t afford $200 for one dress.”
Taking the catfight to the catwalk. Way to be classy. Congratulations, Heidi! You are, in fact, an average, every-day woman. Nothing more. I just hope Lauren is the hottest preggers bi*ch you’ll ever see! Oh, and BTW, thanks for confirming my suspicions. I knew all along your Valentines day “Jimmy Choos” were just a prop!
umm first off;; Heidi needs to get over herself!!!! she already dug her own grave with that horrible song she made!!!!!!!! anyway…i LOVE LC and your absolutely right;; she will be the hottest preggers!!!!