It’s Official! Old Miserable People Hate Young Happy People!

Christina Aguilera and husband Jordan Bratman’s late night skinny dipping has got their neighbors panties in a bunch.The Bratman’s have been making “sexy noises” as they frolic in the outdoor swimming poolof their $11.5 million Beverly Hills mansion, it has beenclaimed.One neighbor fumed to Star magazine: “They don’t just splasharound – they laugh, scream, swear and make sexy noises. We’re happy thatthey’re happy, but we wish they’d keep it down a bit. There are a lot of oldpeople who live around here, and they don’t like noise after the dinnerhour.”Boo Hoo Hoo! Would they rather hear them screaming and cursing at each other all night? Abusing one another? Old miserable people who’s partners cheat on them are never ever happy when pretty, rich, young people are in love. It’s a shame. A real crying shame.