She claims her mere (fugly) face is worth millions, but Lindsay Lohan can’t even pay up her bodyguard dues!
A former bodyguard has filed suit against Lindsay Lohan at the Los Angeles Superior Court, late Monday afternoon. Professional bodyguard, David Kim, claims Lindsay owes him over $55,000 in unpaid wages and tips he had to pay for the actress, out of his own pocket, at restaurants and valet parkings.
David, David, David… Don’t you know Fire Crotch is broke and possibly dying of multiple STDs? Poor girl has recently decided to sell her body yet again, and for almost the same amount you’re asking for! I think you’re wasting your time. If you’re alive and well alive breathing, then you’re in much better shape than this orange sac of loose skin so just be grateful for that and leave her alone! But, if you really want revenge on Lindsay Lohan, then I suggest you make her envy you… Here, I’ve got 2.5 packets of stale gum you could sell. I’m sure that, in the end, you’d make way more money than her…
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