Brandy’s baby brother Ray-Jay turns 28 today.
Ray-Jay’s got a new win-a-hoe reality program coming out on Vh1 which is sure to be a disaster, but I’ll forever be thankful to him for showing me something I never imagined I’d get to see, regardless of how much of a d-bag he is.
A ton of other bitches are celebrating today as well! Let’s see who would have been chosen over Ray-Jay had they been the ones to deliver this masterpiece.
Detroit rocker Kid Rock turns 38 today, Katy Perry look-a-like Zooey Deschanel and Dancing With the Stars pro Maksim Chmerkovskiy both turn 29, the one who’s not Suri, Connor Cruise is celebrating his 14th. (did anyone tell Tom it’s his son’s birthday?) Very soon to be first biotch, Michelle Obama, turns 45, and funnyman Jim Carey is celebrating the big 4-7. Last but not least, the golden Betty White turns a young 87 today. Thank you for being a friend, Betty.
omg he is so sexy, like i have never seen anyone like him i love him, when he was little i dated him, be jealous bitches.