At least you know now that you wont have to endure a bunch of loud mouth PETA protesters screaming about how elephants hate wearing hats when you head off to see Britney Spears’ Circus tour this spring, Because the animal f*cker organization have given Britney their praise.
Though she included an elephant in her music video, Britney has decided to make her tour animal free, and is only dragging along a pack of poorly treated backup-dancers.
PETA boss Ingrid Newkirk released the following statement regarding Brit’s tour, “PETA praises Britney for embracing modern animal-free circuses like Cirque du Soleil, which spotlight human creativity and talents instead of forcing chained and beaten exotic animals to perform confusing and uncomfortable tricks… Now Britney won’t risk winding up in court on cruelty charges.”
A circus ain’t a circus without a bear riding a unicycle, so Britney has got some large elephant shoes to fill!
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