Edited “Bruno” to Bow Across the Pond With Less Sexytimes. Oh, Wait, That’s How Borat Talks

Universal Pictures UK is excising 110 seconds from Bruno so as to release it wider in the country that banned Reservoir Dogs but has nudity and profanity on primetime television. About the edits:

Universal said movie theaters across the U.K. “have reported turning away large numbers of under 18’s keen to see the new film.”

You’re in England, kids. Go hang out somewhere they don’t ID, like a bar.

Previously in Brunonews (hey, that sounded like actual Austrian. I just realized Sasha Baron Cohen probably just pretends he knows how to speak it): the same thing.