Are we running out of DaVinci Code sequels to put into bookstores? Must the literary world come to this?
Carrie Prejean is writing a book about her support of “opposite marriage.” Car will tell her side of the story of the pageant and I bet you a shiny nickel it will include a lot of pictures of her in a bikini.
The book will be called Harry Potter and the Mystery of the Twilights because that’s the only way anybody is going to read it. No, it’s really going to be called Still Standing, because Crocodile Rock and The Circle of Life were already taken for Lauren Conrad‘s next two novels.
If you really care about the opinions of a right-wing beauty pageant contestant (who didn’t even win!), you can download this sucker on your kindle this November. And the movie version will be out this Christmas, starring Brittany Snow as Carrie and James Gandolfini as Perez Hilton.
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