Joan Rivers Roast Rules: “No Missy Jokes”

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Roasters at Comedy Central’s Joan Rivers roast on Saturday night were given one strict rule – imposed by none other than Joan herself.

What’s the joke the funny lady of comedy finds not-so-funny?

Her daughter, Missy.

After a humiliating stint on Celebrity Apprentice and being given some choice words by Donald Trump, Joan was insistent that her precious daughter Melissa be kept off limits. But everything else? No limits.

Some x-rated hilarious outtakes from Joan’s roast…. after the jump!

Some celebs highlights from Saturday night’s roast:

Geraldo Rivera on Joan going under the knife: “You used to look your age, but now you don’t even look like your species.”

Brad Garrett on face lifts: “Your face has been lifted more times than Bristol Palin‘s prom dress.”

Tom Arnold on Joan the legend: “Say what you want about Joan Rivers, but she’s an icon and a real diva, which by the way is what they call a c–t when she’s still sitting in the room.”

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