Somebody’s pulling a “Paris Hilton Storage Locker of 2007″ game all over again, but this time they’re reeling in bigger fish. Madonna‘s ex, James Albright, is attempting to release (ahem, sell) old love notes and racy messages left by the pop singer from over 20 years ago.
Up for grabs? “17 minutes worth of ‘racy’ phone messages” and “21 faxes exchanged between 1992 and 1994, and a 15-minute ‘very personal and intimate video’ the singer prepared for her one-time love.”
Hi, Mr. Albright, can I call you James? Do you know what you’re doing? First of all, Madonna’s like the most powerful woman in the world. Okay, maybe she’s right under Oprah, but they’re total besties, so you are pissing off two of the most powerful women in the world by selling these things.
Secondly, you are so late to the party. Madonna’s own brother wrote a book about what an uptight bitch she is and other private information. Now that‘s evil.
Thirdly, you are attempting to share the private messages and letters of somebody who wrote a book called SEX starring photos of her vajayjay. Nothing Madonna does is private. I bet she will one-up you and release her own sex videos of her and her fave vibrator going to town. Racy photos? Sexy voicemails? Wow. Incredible. Are you going to break into the Earth’s storage unit next and release the private, personal information that the world is round?
Why doesn’t anyone post on your site? It’s a cute website and I love your new format. I agree with what you said – the faxes, messages and video won’t shock anyone because Madonna has already exposed herself in every way possible. But, the curiosity factor of getting a glimpse of a living icon’s personal life will certainly be a draw.