Despite a lackluster lead-off single, photoshop and product placement posterchild Mariah Carey is prepping to unleash her latest “album” upon the world.
And how is the once institutionalized songbird responding to mediocre feedback and a declining career? By releasing a record that’s filled with sponsorship!
Yep, Mariah’s ridiculous new album, ‘Memoirs Of An Imperfect Angel‘ carries ads from Elizabeth Arden, Angel (puke) champagne, and – get this – the Bahamas Board Of Tourism. Are you puking your guts out yet? Mariah’s not – she’s also teaming up with Elle magazine to produce the 34-page record booklet!
Besides, insulting listeners with more Mariah metaphors about angels, butterflies and other crap, Mariah apparently thinks her fans want nothing more from an album than to read advertisements.
Well let’s face it, they’re probably more interesting than her lyrics.
Your comments are needlessly unkind but I agree – way too much commercialism included in a CD release will certainly alienate many fans. And such a hilariously random group of advertisers! Why do you have to make such rude comments about her career, though? Any singer/songwriter would be thrilled to be 1/2 as successful and 1/4 as talented as Mariah.
This site is almost as boring as Perez”fatgirl”Hilton’s whacked out blog. I thought i was gonna get some innovative, interesting stories. What i get is another Mariah Carey Hater. Let me guess you like Grandma Madonna or her clone–drag queen in training who looks like a rabbit Lady Gaga. Mariah Carey is the Biggest Selling Female Entertainer in History. She’s written songs your momma loves (hero) and your ex loves (we belong together). While you blog, she’s counting her 250 million dollars in the bank, and enjoying success all over the world.