Folks: you have to just give some of your money to the government. Every year. Without fail. That’s how we have nice things like the DMV and the DEA. Okay, I can understand your frustration. But the next time you try to short Uncle Sam by, oh, say, $6.2 million, remember: that’s how they popped Al Capone. You never beat tax evasion! Death and taxes! How many times do I have to type it?
Nicolas Cage owes the government $6.2 mil in back taxes, so says the NY Daily News. Mr. Cage is currently attempting to unload a few of his extra houses – one in Louisiana and one in Hollywood. Any Starzlife readers looking to pick up a celeb-owned manse on the (relative) cheap? I’m sure most of you aren’t ballin’ like that, but some of the stars we write about have to end up here after Googling themselves. Buy the guy’s houses, Katherine Jackson.
Previously on “Pay Your Taxes”: Chris Tucker
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