So What If the Next Harry Potter’s the Last? They’re Re-Making “Anne Frank”!

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If Jews are supposed to be such good writers, then why is Anne Frank‘s diary so boring? AND it’s predictable. OK, fine, I admit it. I’m just jealous she wrote a bestseller at 13.

The Diary of Anne Frank, already adapted into a stage-play and feature film (and, if you believe a small, vocal group of Jew-haters, a work of fiction to begin with) will be re-made into another feature, directed this time by David Mamet and produced by Disney. I would like to take this opportunity to publicly request – no, dare – Disney to render Moortje, Anne’s beloved cat, as a cartoon who can talk. Please, please, please do this. I will actually see the movie if you do, and so will many more children who otherwise might be put off by spending two hours in a theater watching a little girl starve before dying. At least consider the merchandising angle.

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3 Responses to So What If the Next Harry Potter’s the Last? They’re Re-Making “Anne Frank”!

  1. September 18, 2009 at 10:19 am #

    True!!!

  2. September 18, 2009 at 10:20 am #

    True!!! Thats Right!

  3. September 18, 2009 at 10:22 am #

    😀 GREAT!!! ANOTHER KID AUTHOR

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