We haven’t heard a casting story this delicious since Sister Omarosa‘s not-so-triumphant return to Celebrity Apprentice!
Reports are circulating that former Miss California Carrie Prejean will star in Donald Trump’s next edition of Celebrity Apprentice – you know, that show where total has-beens duke it out against other desperate has-beens. (Except Joan Rivers. Last season’s winner was a brilliant example of casting genius.)
We know what you’re thinking. Who did Prejean have to blow to get this gig? Well, the answer is pretty obvious, if you can stomach the visual. (We’re imagining a lot of silicone and a flyaway toupee, right now.)
If you thought pokah players were trassssh, dahling, wait ’til viewers catch the disgraced beauty queen in action! We can only imagine what the challenges will be. If Prejean has any input, it’ll probably be a faith-based street team challenge to rid the world of gays!
What do you think? Should the silicone-inflated bigot be banned from The Apprentice? Or, will it make great TV, baby?
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