If your answer is A) Lynne Curtin*, you are correct! And probably watching too much bad TV.
For those not familiar with the show, Lynne is the middle aged housewife who introduces herself in the opening credits as “obsessed with being young.” She’s also not too stacked in the brains department, if you know what I mean.
The Real Housewife Of Orange County star, who shocked her co-stars when she couldn’t remember if her house had air conditioning, wants out from husband Frank. Radar Online reports that the couple’s financial problems have forced Lynne into a corner. You see, Frank’s construction business isn’t going so well in this recession, and the couple need to pay $12,000 on their Laguna Beach home – or face eviction.
Says a source with no life:
“Lynne blames Frank for all of their financial problems. She thinks Frank has been hiding the bills from her.”
We are praying for Lynne and Frank to get their house back. Praying for Lynne to find her youth again. And praying for Lynne to realize if that damn house ever did have AC.
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* FYI. Here’s Lynne in the purple and crying during the reunion episode when the other housewives called her dumb.
Just a word to Lynne if she happens to read this site: if you’re obsessed with being young (which you do declare on the show), don’t sit next to the very hot Gretchen Rossi ever again. I hope she straightens things out, though, because she’s one of the nicest women on the show.
With this recession and all the other OC wive’s seeming to feel the scrunch (except for Vicky, but she will), Lynn seems to fit in more cozy now. Her cuff and bikini business is up and walking (not running) and now she feels it is time to get rid of the husband who has always paid the bills. So they are being evicted…what’s new in OC? At least their home (horrible) is a rental and no money invested. Her cuffs and her bikinis will place her in a gated community next season…lol. We all have to accept that whatever these people do for enjoyment is a freebie while on the show. O mean…duh…being evicted and at the same time talking nosejob for the daughter, treating Trashy Tamra to a spa date and a dinner showing for all at St Regis? Are we suppose to feel sorry for these sorry people?
Lynne, instead of having a face lift you should have considered having brain cell injections. Are you REALLY that stupid ??? Learn how to prioritize, genious.