Paris Jackson got a haircut recently. Afterward, the chopped locks on the floor were swept up, put in a bag, and handed back to her “minder,” the Daily Mail reports. The speculation is that no hair was allowed to end up in a trash can so as to prevent someone from running DNA tests with it and trying to figure out who Paris’s father is.
While I don’t have access to a forensics laboratory, I do have functioning eyes, and I can see that Paris’s hair is straighter and silkier than mine, so if her mom’s a Jew her dad must be Aryan. Hey, maybe those Macaulay Culkin rumors aren’t as mind-blowingly idiotic as they seem on the surface.
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