John Mayer has been in the headlines this week after some rumors that him and new Hills cast member Kristin Cavallari have been hookin’ up for the past two years and are about ready to step out publicly, but it seems as if we won’t be seeing any John Mayer on The Hills this year, because he’s debunking the myth.
John Mayer, original tweeter, updated his feed with his thoughts on the rumors, and tried to make light of the situation.
“Rumor control: How do I put this like a gentleman…I have never high fived Kristin Cavalari with my penis.”
“I’m sure she’s a wonderful gal but we have never tasted the Skittles Rainbow together.”
“My Milli has never slam danced with her Vanilli.”
“I have never Bensoned her Hedges, nor have I attempted to Bartle her James.”
Shoot John, what are you thinking?! Kristin Cavallari is HOT! If someone says I heard you banged Kristin Cavallari, you say, Hell yeah I did!
But did he and he’s just trying to tuck the secret back into hiding? Wouldn’t put it past him.
For some non-doucheyness (sp?) follow @Starzlife on Twitter.
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