“I’d rather have a rectal examination on live TV by a fellow with cold hands than have a Facebook page.”- George Clooney
Does Cloons know what a Facebook page is? You connect with friends, post pictures, publicize your witty thoughts on your mundane day… it’s really not quite as miserable as he may believe it is. Or wait, is “Facebook page” code for some kinky S&M stuff that I’m not hip to?
Via Page Six
From urbandictionary.com,
“Facebook page” = rectal examination on live TV by a fellow with warm, supple hands.
A couple of weeks ago I was really sick. MISERABLE!!! I finally had to get a ” standard operation procedure”. Just a couple of days later his comment came out and it actually helped me feel better.