Lil’ Wayne Might as Well Feed Money In To a Paper Shredder at This Point

Economy, schmeckonmy – I’m ballin’ through the recession – Lil’ Wayne

That quote inspires me. Although if I were ballin’ on Lil’ Wayne’s level, I’d probably spend the cash on a nice CD player and a legal copy of Lil’ Wayne’s last album, then stick the rest in safe investments. Weezy got a watch that cost a million dollars. It’s the Chopard buried under diamonds in this video shot during his birthday festivities. To be fair, Wayne didn’t splash out the $1,000,000 himself – it was a gift from his adoptive father. (By the way, coating a Chopard in diamonds is not the same as an actual million-dollar watch. I could coat the timepiece I’m wearing in flawless stones and rock a $50,000 Casio. But that’s already played out.)