Carrie Prejean: Christians Don’t Stay Up Until Midnight

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We’re getting a little worried about Carrie Prejean. Hardcore Christianity, like the silicone she’s also packin’, is starting to infiltrate her brain.

The disgraced pageant star recently pulled out of talks to “make an appearance” at a Connecticut club because… her appearance was scheduled for midnight. Which, as Prejean’s people (i.e. her “momager”) explained as being “in direct conflict with her reputation as a Christian.”

The one-time bare-boobied sex tape star – had already negotiated the whorish rate of $15k with promoters Moodswing360 to make an appearance at Shrine at the MGM Grand. But midnight, you see… why it’s when the devil shows his mane!

Carrie’s momager Francine (who sounds like she may be sporting this Winter’s most worn Christian accessory i.e. the straitjacket) explained via a written note:

We are not completely certain that we want her in a nightclub setting at the hours specified in the contract. As you can understand, this is in direct conflict with who she is. Her reputation as a Christian is more important than any public appearance attention or monetary compensation. If in the future, you have an opportunity for her to speak to young adults, or physically challenged athletes, she would love it.

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3 Responses to Carrie Prejean: Christians Don’t Stay Up Until Midnight

  1. December 8, 2009 at 10:36 am #

    “Self lampooning” is the only way to describe her anymore! Tapes of her fingering her juicy little cooter are “mistakes” and no big deal, but staying up waaaaay past midnight might damage her reputation? What reputation is that – amateur porn star?And she’s a grown woman, why is her mom answering for her? It appears that silicone not only causes cancer, it causes brain damage.

  2. December 8, 2009 at 11:37 am #

    That god she’s finally showing some sense. After walking into that ambush on Larry King I had pretty much given up on her. If she attended this nightclub you can guarantee every gay that’s ever cruised a public park would be there…… lol

  3. December 10, 2009 at 11:46 am #

    I applaud her tenacity…..this year has got to have been really rough, but she’s still choosing to start anew every day….still choosing who she wants to be in the present, rather than who she may have been in the past…even if “the past” is as recent as a month ago!

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