What an epochal year 2009 has been. The economy continued to crawl along, bleeding and broken; Michael Jackson made a movie; Cam’Ron released Crime Pays; President Barack Obama received the Nobel Peace Prize for fixing all of the world’s problems; and Robert Pattinson ended Johnny Depp‘s five year reign of terror atop the IMDB STARmeter Top 25. For those who don’t know, like me before I started writing this post, the STARmeter is, to quote from the promotional email we received this morning, a “tool which accumulates info from the more than 57 million unique monthly visitors. Talk about a popularity contest!” More like, “Talk about a way to track what teenage girls from the Midwest are talking about!” And here’s what they’re talking about:
1. Robert Pattinson
2. Kristen Stewart
3. Johnny Depp
4. Megan Fox
5. Taylor Lautner
6. Brad Pitt
7. Christian Bale
8. Dakota Fanning
9. Zooey Deschanel
10. Ryan Reynolds
I don’t feel like typing about the remaining 15. But you can see the whole list for yourself here.
lol…what this?? this is robert??? no…omg…ugly….