It Takes More Than Saying “Hey, Come to My Party” to Get the Jersey Shore Kids at Your Party

You’d think all it would take to get Mike “The Situation” and Pauly D from MTV’s Jersey Shore to show up at your party would be a cooler full of Smirnoff Ice; or a chance to be photographed next to an MMA fighter; or telling them it’ll be during the day, outside, in the sun; or free sweatpants; or fifty bucks, but it actually costs seven-and-a-half-thousand dollars. Insanity. For $7,500, you could probably have either one killed by someone they went to high school with.

E!, the network Asher Roth is giving his coming out interview to (not!), reports that the oily stars are so popular they can now all charge appearance fees to bless a party with their presence. And if you don’t have money to burn on the Situation and Pauly D, perhaps you’d like to incinerate it on Ronnie and Vinnie – $3,500 each. You want J-WOWW? That’s five grand right there. But Snooki‘s a mere $2,000! The guy who punched her: $3,000.