If You Can Land Angelina Jolie, Your Days of Banging 10s Still Aren’t Over

This makes sense: in an interview with German woman’s magazine Das Neue (translation: Works Sets You Free), Angelina Jolie said she “doubts that fidelity is absolutely essential for a relationship.” And she knows that fidelity isn’t absolutely essential for other people’s relationships.

Just playin’, girl. Adopt me.