Jersey Shore is getting renewed! Thank God. What else was I going to write about for the next six months? Heidi Montag? She’ll have killed herself by March.
In the following video, Mike “The Situation” (real name: Mike Situaccinizi) talks about his goddamn stomach muscles for the four billionth time by telling you, fat slob, how to get your own situation. You know that game where you add “in bed” to the end of whatever the fortune cookie says? Just add “and do steroids” to everything he says here.
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