New Nightclub Dress Code: No Shirt, No Shoes, No Jersey Shore

Republic Nightclub in New Orleans sez: “If It’s On The Jersey Shore, It’s Not Coming Through The Door: No Affliction, No Ed Hardy, No Christian Audigier, No Exceptions” Well, what if Snooki wears head-to-toe Prada? Would that work, or would she be denied entrance because SHE’S on Jersey Shore? By the way, that dress code is not restrictive enough: feel free to add “hair cut with clippers” to the list. Seriously, gentlemen, if you’re not in the Army or black, YOUR HAIR SHOULD NOT BE CUT WITH CLIPPERS. Those are for getting stray hairs off your neck and cutting a dog’s coat when summer hits. If you’re going to pay someone with a cosmetology license to cut your hair with clippers, just reach up there your damn self.