MTV’s Europeanless European Music Awards

Lady Gaga cleaned up at the MTV Europe Music Awards, winning Best Pop Artist, Best Female Singer and Best Song for “Bad Romance.” Gaga appeared via satellite from her tour, so no animals were killed in the process of her accepting her three  awards this time around . The night was hosted by the barely relevant and hardly European Eva Longoria???  In lieu of content and hosting abilities, Longoria just changed her outfit a whopping 13 times during the course of the evening.  Other winners included  Ke$ha, Bieber, Paramore, Linkin Parkand a bunch of other non-Europeans.  Performers included even more Americans such as Kanye West, 30 Seconds to Mars and Kings of Leon.  The show was held in Madrid but we aren’t quite sure if there were actually any Europeans in attendance.