Adam Sandler Fires Assistant After Two Major Screw Ups

Apparently Adam Sandler’s assistant didn’t study up on his Jewish culture when he was hired for the job.

Adam has recently revealed that a couple of screw ups cost him 1.2 million dollars, and a search for a new assistant.

Adam reveals:

“I had an assistant… and I told him I was excited, Grown Ups did very well… We should celebrate with the guys, let’s throw a matzo party and he said, ‘Alright, I’m on it.’

“Then, $1.2 million later, he’s like, ‘I’ve got the Maseratis’. I go, ‘No, no, no, I didn’t say that; I said I wanted a matzo party. He said, ‘OK, my bad!’ I fired him… It was the second time it happened.

“A few years ago, my family was (celebrating) Hanukkah and I said, ‘We don’t have a menorah.’ I call him up and said, ‘You gotta go out and get a menorah quick, sundown’s coming.’

“He comes back and he goes, ‘I got it for ya – a kilo of cocaine,’ and I go, ‘No, I said a menorah.’ He goes, ‘OK, so is it cool if I do this cocaine now?'”

The first one we see, but the second one?  And why didn’t Adam Sandler have a menorah until the first night of Hanukkah?  He wrote THE HANUKKAH SONG!!!

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