This is your tax dollars at work, people!
A woman in NYC is suing Sean “Diddy” Combs for One-Trillion dollars, alleging that the rap mogul “caused 9/11, put her child in the hospital and stole a poker chip worth “100 zillions of dollars.”
Valerie Joyce Wilson Turks also sought a restraining order against Combs, which was ultimately denied by the judge, though a hearing has been set for January 31.
In the papers obtained by RadarOnline, Turks writes: “[Diddy] went through Kim Porter and Rodney King and knocked down the WTC and then they all came and knocked my children down. Set me up to be on disability and disabled my baby. he put my baby in a wheelchair,”
Sounds like the beginning of a bad bar joke: So Diddy, Kim Porter and Rodney King walk into the World Trade Center…
The woman adds:
“Plus I won a lot of money at the casino in Mississippi and Sean P. Diddy Combs has my chip to my money. I heard he gave it to Gwen Allen to hold but she can not cash it in. I want my chip please help me. it’s well worth over 100 zillions of dollars, and my hospital keys. They put me and my baby in the hospital and broke my baby 2 legs and sexual assaulted my children and crushed us.”
She is seeking $900 billion in child support, and $100 billion in loss of income.
The question we ask is WHY is the Judge even taking time out of his Monday to listen to this in person?
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