Finally, something important happened today: they released the location for next season’s Jersey Shore: South Beach, Florida. Wait, are they even going to call it Jersey Shore if it shoots in South Beach? Jersey Shore is the most iconic reality show in recent memory. South Beach is a diet.
Shout to Movieline for the info:
The producers of MTV’s breakout hit Jersey Shore have been dealing with a season two conundrum over the last month — and it wasn’t just the cost of reuniting the show’s cast members, who currently command five-figure appearance fees to judge the Sammy’s Hot Wings Contest at the Twin Cities Promenade food court. The bigger issue was where the series should shoot its next installment, since it would be too hard to pull off another summer at the titular shore, yet some of the other suggested locales might mess with the show’s patented bikinis-and-bronzer aesthetic. Now, Movieline can confirm that Jersey Shore has committed to its season two setting: South Beach.
Word to all Floridian Jew retirees: do not look Ronnie in the eye. If he thinks you’re mad-dogging him, it’s over in one punch. “It” means “your life.”
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