“Mike Tyson a ballando sotto le stelle” Means “Mike Tyson” and Then I Don’t Understand the Rest

Mike Tyson is on Italy’s version of Dancing with the Stars. Oh, of course, ballando [dancing] sotto [with] le stelle [accused rapists].

Dancing seems like a natural leap for boxers because footwork is part of their training, but they also get punched in the head for living, and nerve damage makes the Charleston that much harder. So does being a giant lunk. Face tattoos don’t help or hurt. (Disclaimer: no actual Charleston follows. It’s still pretty krazy:)