In his latest attempt to act like he’s close with his daughter, Michael Lohan has announced plans to open a rehab facility in California.
Currently scouting locations, Michael explains to the media he will have zero tolerance for prescription drugs: “I’m going to have a protocol that will be have to be followed. I don’t believe in prescription drugs. If people come in on them they’re going to have to get off of them, otherwise they’ll be looking for another rehab.”
And because he is unable to do anything without trying to attach his daughter’s name, and make people believe that they have reconciled, Michael says he went to Lindsay for the name of the facility, and claims she chose to call it “My Home Away From Home.”
We’d like to believe Lindsay Lohan could come up with something more original than that, but we know she had nothing to do with naming this place!
Expect a tweet from her any day now saying how daddy is crazy, and she didn’t name his rehab facility.
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