And just to rub it in a little…

I’ve decided to put Russell Simmons and Porschla Coleman’s adorably boring couple’s pics in a whole new, entirely exclusive post of their own…

‘Cuz there’s no way I plan to contribute to Kimora Lee’s mirror, mirror on the wall, attitude!

Brave?! Me? Noo! I just live really far away from KL, and I now plan to move even farther! Hmm…

I wonder if that cast on Russell Simmon’s left leg has anything to do with her-royal-sweetness, Kimora Lee? Maybe Kimora shot Russell one of her world famous evil-eyes, making his bones crack like feeble twigs? That, or he sprained his ankle, after widly running away from an LA hot spot last week, in a petrified attempt to escape the tentacles of the mighty-scary, bra-less, Porschla-hating, eye-endangering, she-boss villain of Kimora Lee!! *shudders*

Aint she just a beauty?!