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Heather Mills Wants Credit For Beatles Being on iTunes…. We Want to be President of the Moon…

Heather Mills is trying to take credit for The Beatles coming to iTunes. For the first time ever, music from The Beatles was available to purchase on iTunes starting a few weeks ago, after executives at EMI and the bands surviving members were able to come to an agreement that would put the band’s catalog […]

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Dane Cook’s Brother Ordered to Re-pay Stolen 12 Million Dollars

Dane Cook’s crook brother Darren McCauley has been ordered to pay  $12 million dollars in restitution after he was convicted in embezzling millions of dollars from the actor while working as his business manager. McCauley was charged on three counts of larceny, forgery and embezzlement, and sentenced to serve between five and six years in […]

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Eva Longoria: Single and Not Ready to Mingle

Just because she’s in the rough part of a new divorce, doesn’t mean Eva Longoria is sitting at home moping around. Instead, she’s moping around the Hollywood hot spots. Longoria was spotted out at Hollywood’s Chateau Marmont this past Saturday night with dozens of friends, though witnesses on the scene are reporting that she wasn’t […]

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David Hasselhoff Moving to London, Taking Simon Cowell’s Job

David Hasselhoff is moving to London! The Hoff has signed on to take over for Simon Cowell as a judge on Britain’s Got Talent. Cowell, who will be doing The X Factor here in the US sought out a replacement for ‘Talent,’ and Hasselhoff, who hosted the American version before is just the man for […]

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Usher Actually Cheats Charity, Rises From Digital Death

Tisk tisk, Usher! As one of the many celebs who joined onto the digital death campaign, to cut off all digital communication and social media until  $1 million dollars was raised, we have our first celeb to throw in the towel prematurely. Last night, Usher began tweeting and has since posted 5 tweets on his […]

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Tangled Tops Box Office: Beats Potter!

Disney’s new animated film. Tangled, took the top box office spot this weekend, knocking Harry Potter off his wand  for the first time since it’s release! The film brought in $21.8 million dollars, ahead of  Potter’s $16.1 million, which was enough for second place. Did any of you guys see Tangled?  Any good?

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More Spider-Man Musical Chaos

Every understudy dreams of the day when their principle comes down with the flu and they are finally able to step in. However with the musical Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark, at this point understudies should be terrified to perform. The super expensive show featuring original music by U2,  has been riddled with injuries, tech […]

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Photographer Calls Police on Halle Berry’s Boyfriend

A Photographer called the police claiming that french actor and Halle Berry’s boyfriend Olivier Martinez tried to run him over with his car. Olivier, a huge car buff, looked like he was in a great spirits leaving the restuarant right before the incident. The photographer called and described the incident to police but no official […]

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Bridalplasty, Round Two, TONIGHT!

Bridalplasty, the most talked about show to hit the air in years,  premiered last week and if you missed it, fear not,  we actually envy you for getting the opportunity to watch two episodes back to back. After one, we were hooked and finally the week long wait to get it is over. The newest episode […]

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Hilary Duff WILL Return to Music Some Day

After Hilary Duff was a Disney Channel star and before she was doing whatever it is she does now, she put out a couple albums and toured the world! Remember her last album in 2007 with the Nicole Richie diss track? Well Hilary, who is currently out promoting her new novel, Elixr, revealed recently that […]

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