Take a look at these cheesy promotional shots for Tiffany Pollard’s newest VH1 realty show, New York goes to Hollywood! I think I’m mortified beyond all wit and evil.
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Ew, NICKY! Not so fine!
(editors note: Just when you thought it was safe for celebs everywhere. . .ROXY is back! We missed you, chaquita~) Umm. . .You think you got it right, but I think you got it wrong.Nasty-ASS anorexia is a bitch! God, the Hilton girls are soo not blessed in the booty department!!
Just in the nick of time.
Jake Gyllenhaal’s organic restaurant idea will probably save Hollywood from countless surgeries and nasty press pics! Not even Hollywood can escape the effects of chemical meals pollution, multi-tasking, and the instant-gratification lifestyle of today! What would we ever do without rock-hard, organic Jakie-poo?!
Andale Manito!! “Radio Perez” begins broadcasting today!!
And just in time for the 5 de mayo festivities!Just when you thought the guy was a master multi-tasker, Mario Lavandeira Jr. (a/k/a Perez Hilton) surprises us with additional projects and energies! Along with his trusty, adorable sidekick, Benji Teddy, this blog queen is set to conquer the world of entertainment news and gossip (America’s […]
I ain’t pregnant y’all!
Ashlee Simpson does Shape and Mold Shape Magazine! I wonder if they airbrushed in that shimmery-shiny skin tone, or if she actually had some glossy cleavage tattooed onto her anorexic, surgery-addicted cute-ass little bod!
Update: Dina Lohan is HORRIFIED!
Dina Lohan is SHOCKED that Lindsay Lohan won’t be making good use of the possible press sympathetic enough to visit Mark David Chapman!! NSFW PICS after the jump! CLICK if you DARE!
Mark David Chapman has got the hots for Lindsay Lohan.
Has he even seen this chick lately?! According to a PageSix PopWrap blog, John Lennon’s assassin, Mark David Chapman, has now become obsessed with Lindsay Lohan; following her role in the movie Chapter 27, where sheplays a Beatles’ fan who befriends Chapman prior to the assassination. Chapman is said to have plastered his walls with […]
With a bad case of “morning-after” blues…
Disney puts Miley Cyrus on house arrest! According to The New York Post today:
