Ok, bear with me, as I’m just a product of my tribe. I live in an unknown island where it’s always scorching and everyone is fat. We all spend our days running around naked, and envying the fashion, bods and lack of anonymity fame of Hollywood’s most anorexic admired. That being said, I ask that […]
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My almost-friday gift to you.
More of that modern-day Andy Warhol to spice up your day… Celebrity mugshots at their best. Smile!
Ashlee Simpson is a sad, incestuous bi*ch.
She will now marry her grandson! On their personal blog (united blog, that is… Aww!), friendsorenemies.com; ‘Granny-Hat’ Simpson and Pete Wentz recently announced their official engagement:
Shape Magazine, May 2008.
Denise Richards has the clavicle of a ballerina, the body of a (somewhat feminine) man. Let the games begin! Cheap, “indirect” promotional shenanigans have already begun for Denise Richards’ upcoming reality TV series on E!
Oh, Britney!
Just when you think the wreck stopped wreckin’… …This happens… Tell me she didn’t do that on purpose! Girl loves attention even more than she love giving birth! I really think Britney Spears should start working for Vivid Entertainment! In any case, it’s obvious that Jamie Spears has been a little distracted lately… Maybe taking […]
The return of Stone Temple Pilots.
Pinch me, please! After 5 years of separation, and over eight years of concert absence, Grammy-Award winning Stone Temple Pilots will reunite for a 65 city US tour to begin on May 15, 2008 in Columbus, Ohio.
Sophie Monk has made it big.
Apparently, one car ride with Ryan Seacrest is all it takes to get your tits back in all the mags and ‘bloids. More pics from Sophie Monk’s spread for the autmn issue of Australian Men’s Style Magazine after the jump!
Jessica Simpson is deader than Marylin Monroe!
Jessica Simpson triumphs once again… At looking generic, blond, and so very stale! Can you believe Esquire Magazine actually chose Jessica Simpson for its 75th anniversary publication (and was her cleavage sharpied in?)!
