Jared Leto turns 37 today! Not even sure what this guy has done besides that band he’s in. Happy birthday, bitch! You’re 3/4ths of the way up the hill!
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Merry Christmas and Happy Birthday Donna Martin!
Today we celebrate the true meaning of Christmas… Donna Martin’s birthday! No, not Tori Spelling’s birthday, she was born in May. But the actual Donna Martin from 90210! Born on Christmas day. (thanks L) Happy Birthday Donna! And Merry Christmas to all of you and your families! And Merry Christmas to all of you […]
Happy Birthday Ryan Seacrest!
Today Ryan Seacrest turns 34! Presents two days in a row for the past 34 years must be pretty nice! It also must be pretty nice being the King of Hollywood! Happy Birthday Ryan. Bring back “Seacrest Out!” this season…
Happy Birthday Jordin Sparks.
The lovely and talented Jordin Sparks turns 19 today, and though I didn’t appreciate her getting snippy with Russell Brand at the VMA’s this year when he was dissin’ the JoMos, It was either celebrating her 19th, or Ali Lohan’s 39th today. I think you know how easy of a decision that was. Happy birthday […]
Happy Birthday Cookie.
Happy birthday David Cook, you just had the best year ever! Cookie’s first record just sold 500,000 copies and has spent a couple weeks in the top 10. David turns 26 today. Honorable mention: Jonah Hill celebrates his 25th today as well. He’s not doing too bad for himself either. Happy 25 Jonah.
A Very Brady Birthday!
Not familiar with the person in this photo? It’s Mike Lookinland! You know, Bobby Brady! Mike Lookinland turns 48 today and his mugshot was too good to pass up. The youngest boy of Mike Brady’s own on 4222 Clinton Way grew up to be a television producer and was arrested in 1997 for DWI when […]
Big Celebrity Birthday!
Usually it’s pretty easy to decide who to give the StarzLife birthday spanking to each day, but today was a tough one, so I chose three! So today Brad Pitt turns 45, Christina Aguilera turns 28, and Katie Holmes turns 30. Happy Birthday Ya’ll xoxo, c.
Happy Birthday Milla Jovovich.
Milla Jovovich turns 33 today! Happy birthday, Milla! I loved you in Zoolander, but that’s about it. xoxo, c.
Happy Birthday Vanessa Hudgens.
Vanessa Hudgens is celebrating her 20th today, December 14. But in quite possibly more exciting Hudgens news, Vanessa has been named to FHM’s Sexiest Stars of 2008 list this year! Happy Birthday, V. xoxo, c.