Corey Feldman could be 138 and he’d still be labeled a child star. Michael Jackson’s former special buddy is celebrating his 38th today, but why do we only remember him as the little kid from Stand By Me, and The Goonies and not…wait? What else was he in? Corey, who turned up at Jackson’s memorial […]
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Happy Birthday Jessica Simpson
Jessica Simpson turns 29 today. Just one more year before the dirty 30! Everyone deserves to be happy on their birthday though. Even if you’re miserable for the other 364 days a year. Even if a day in the life of you is forgetting the lyrics, packin’ on the pounds, having a hot little sister […]
Happy Birthday Courtney Love
Lord of the strange, Courtney Love turns 45 today!! She’s really gettin’ up there! Unfortunately for her, she’s got to share her birthday with a bunch of way more important people. Fred Savage of The Wonder Years, who turns 33 today. (Only 33?!) Tom Hanks who turns 54 and OJ Simpson who turns 62. Happy […]
Go Shorty, It’s ya Birthday
50 cent will probably be hearing a lot of that today! The rapper, Curtis Jackson, turns 34 cent today. Happy Birthday Fif.
Happy Birthday Tom Cruise!
Are you still allowed to celebrate birthdays if you’re a Scientologist?? If so, Tom Cruise turns 47 today! If not, Tom Cruise would have turned 47 today! He’s getting pretty close to the big 5-0!! Happy birthday, Tommy!
Who Knew They Were Born on the Same Day!
Today happens to be Ashley Tisdale’s birthday as well as Lindsay Lohan’s. Happy birthday to someone who actually does work! Tiz turns 24 today.
Happy Birthday Lindsay Lohan!!
The hardest working person in show business turns 23 today! Lindsay Dee Lohan is celebrating another year on this great earth today, if she can catch a break from all of the hard work she’s been doing. And by hard work I mean being paid $70,000 to go to the pool in Vegas, and shopping […]
Happy Birthday Liv Tyler
Liv Tyler turns 32 today. The years have been decently kind to Liv Tyler, she’s looking pretty good as of late. She is the daughter of Steven Tyler though, so if thats any indication of where she’s headed…eeek! Happy birthday Liv! Enjoy being hot while it lasts!
Happy Birthday Mike Tyson!
Mike Tyson, a boxing legend regardless of everything else, turns 43 today. Mike’s life would make for the ultimate motion picture, which is why it will be happening sooner than later! He even made the ultimate career comeback this past month by starring in summer blockbuster, The Hangover. Everyone loves that scene where he sings […]
Speaking of Screws Loose…
Gary Busey turns 65 today! So he has an excuse for being strange, but damn is he strange! Happy birthday Gary! Stay outa trouble.
