Two television legends are celebrating birthdays today, but when it comes down to it, who could possibly be chosen over MacGyver’s Richard Dean Anderson. (59) RDA is a hero, not a super hero, but just a real American hero. Though I’ve heard he’s the opposite in real life, television is what matters because it teaches […]
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Happy Birthday Highlander.
Lorenzo Lamas turns 51 today. Lorenzo is the father of that hottie from a recent season of the bachelor, Shane, who married the guy but then she divorced him or something like that. Thanks for that!
Happy Birthday Stephanie Tanner.
Happy 28th Birthday Jodie Sweetin! We know it’s not the happiest of times, being in a nasty custody battle at all, but look on the bright side. You’re only 28, have a daughter you love, and can now go and find a new man who isn’t going to just stay at home and spend your […]
Happy Birthday Ray-Jay.
Brandy’s baby brother Ray-Jay turns 28 today. Ray-Jay’s got a new win-a-hoe reality program coming out on Vh1 which is sure to be a disaster, but I’ll forever be thankful to him for showing me something I never imagined I’d get to see, regardless of how much of a d-bag he is. A ton of […]
Happy Birthday Kate Moss.
Supermodel Kate Moss turns 35 today! Probably one of my favorite magazine covers of all time! Happy birthday, Cokate!
Happy Birthday MLK!
Happy Birthday to the late great Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.! Thanks for the 13 Monday’s off of school, and much much more.
Happy Birthday Jason Bateman.
Jason Bateman turns 40 today! Welcome to the top of the hill! Enjoy your trip down. Who else is celebraiting today? American Idol loser Mikalah Gordon is celebrating the big 2-1, the original Heidi Montag, Kristin Cavallari is turing 22, Foo Fighters front-man Dave Ghrol is also turning 40, and Hip Hop artist LL Cool […]
Happy Birthday Patrick Dempsey!
Dr. Mc-whatever turns 43 today! Is that show still on TV? Happy birthday, P.
Happy Birthday Kirstie Alley.
Kirstie Alley, a living ray of sunshine, turns 58 today. Happy birthday you old bat!
