Happy Birthday to you, Jodie Foster and Larry King, you old farts! Today Jodie turns 46 while Larry King turns just 75 years young. I usually pick on Jodie a lot but today it’s her birthday and I hope she has a gay old time! Larry, keep those suspenders tight my friend. Happy Birthday ya’ll. […]
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Randy “Macho Man” Savage turns 56 today, and there’s a pretty descent chance that if you’re reading this site, this guy was at some point a part of your childhood. But why has he flown off the face of the planet while his frenemy Hulk Hogan continues to plague us with bad reality television shows? […]
Happy Birthday Tara Reid!
Tara Reid will be celebrating her 33rd today. Reid, who’s been celebrating for what seems to be like 33 years as it is, actually has an excuse for being a hot drunk mess for once. Unfortunately there were no tribute videos for her on YouTube, but I did see her on E!’s 100 dumbest celebs […]
Not Sure How I Missed This One.
Caught up in all that Ralph Macchio birthday hoopla, I failed to notice that also celebrating today is Diddy! Diddy, who was birthed 39 years ago as Sean Combs, wasn’t going to let the world overlook him and posted a Diddy Blog where he sings happy birthday to himself before making a wish and blowing […]
Happy Birthday Roseanne.
I haven’t agreed with any words that have came out of your Michael Moore lovin’ mouth since the final episode of Roseanne aired, but I’ll never forget the nights spent with the Connors. Happy 56th ya old hag. And now a special birthday wish for you.
The Birthday I’ve Been Waiting For…
In and out of airports all day yesterday, I wasnt able to devote the proper ammount of time to this special birthday spanking. So better late than never! Happy belated Birthday to Kim Kardashian! Kim turned 28 yesterday but unfortunately she was forced to spend the big day in the hospital. She’s okay, but her […]
Zac’s 21st: Booze and Under-age Women.
So how did Zac Efron end up spending his 21st birthday? Was it the quiet night he spoke of, or was it a wild night like we all hoped it would be. Zac started off his night with a dinner at Italian restaurant, Pace, in Hollywood. Zac did get the customary 21 year old present […]
UH-OH… It’s The Big 2-1
I’m going to totally ignore the fact that I read an interview with Zac Efron where he said he was just going to chill on his 21st birthday and hang out with friends. There’s no way Vanessa Hudgens has him that whipped! Right??? For the sake of your name, because I know a guy with […]
Happy Birthday, Slater.
Today’s StarzLife Birthday Spankings go to Mario Lopez, who turns 35. He used to be the coolest dude in town, then started hosting shows on animal planet. Now Mario is the new host of Extra, and as soon as he sits on a chair “A.C. Slater style” during the show, he’ll regain his little backwards […]
Happy Birthday Sharon Osbourne!
Sharon Osbourne, who I thought was 100, turns 56 today! Happy Birthday Sharon!! But the StarzLife birthday spankings for 10/9/2008 go to Home Improvement’s Zachary Ty Bryan. Ty Bryan’s Macgyver mullett havin’ ass turns 27 today. I’ll never forget that snowy day you taped your weed to the bottom of that bench in the back […]
