I say this as someone who likes almost every song on their debut, but am I the only person on planet Earth who thinks “Cousins” is the ONLY good song on the new Vampire Weekend album? I mean, jeez, that one with the chorus where Ezra just makes whale sounds? Get out of here. This […]
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STARZLIFE PICS: Cyclops Eats Tacos (Or: James Marsden Eat Tacos)
Sheesh, look at the calves on James Marsden! Does he work out by jumping over minivans, or has the elevator to his penthouse been broken for two years? The X-Man bought tacos at Henry’s Tacos in North Hollywood recently. Starzlife was there. Because those are some goood tacos.
MTV’s New Jew Anchor Talks to Sarah Silverman in an Elevator
This is cute and pointless. Hey, I just described every video on the internet. But I’m specifically describing this one, in which Sarah Silverman, to promote the upcoming third season of the Sarah Silverman Program, talks to MTV news anchor Josh Horowitz. In an elevator! But that’s crazy! Regular people go into those things!
These One-Star Reviews of Breaking Dawn Actually Make Me Want to See Breaking Dawn
Twilight is some nonsense, obviously, but Nikke Finke’s exclusive that the final book in the series, Breaking Dawn, will be adapted into two films actually excites me. There had been a debate as to whether Breaking Dawn, the movie, would ever see the (twi)light of day. You see, Breaking Dawn is the worst thing ever […]
NES Sells for $13,105
I will not make a joke about blowing into the cartridge to get it to work. I won’t even reference how you always had to blow into the cartridge to get it to work. Man, remember that? And Balloon Fight? An original NES system just sold on Ebay for $13,105. Before you go dashing to […]
nakedsnooki.com
Self-explanatory. If you’re Harvey Levin or something, go here to negotiate a deal to buy other pictures. Eye bleach, please.
Behind the Scenes: Tina Fey for Vogue
“We are sitting in what was once the ladies room of the Rainbow Room and is now just a place where people do B-roll interviews, I guess” Love this woman. On a barely related note, is there anything more infuriating that a YouTube pop-up ad? Run the goddamn ad before the video, if you must. […]
EXCLUSIVE!!! Jason Statham: “Grrr”
And not “grrr” like “woof,” “grrr” like he growled at us. Jason Statham and his girlfriend Alex Zosman walked out of the Newsroom cafe in West Hollywood recently. Starzlife was there. Don’t worry, we’re safe now.
STARZLIFE PICS: Katy Perry May or May Not Be Pregnant But She Definitely Loves Cat Shirts
Oh, man. She saw a cat-themed shirt and liked it. In fact, she’s never not liked one. (Two examples = trend.) Katy Perry – or is that Kitty Purry? – no, it’s Katy Perry, left the gym recently. Starzlife was there. Outside the gym. Eating churros.
“Kick Homophobia Out Of Football [Soccer]”
This video, which attempts to shame those drunk barbarians known as the English into behaving like human beings at their idiotic sporting events, kind of reminds me of my field trip to the Museum of Tolerance in 8th grade. They have this, like, “Tunnel of Slurs” or something that you walk through in darkness as […]
