All the single ladies! (All the single ladies!) Don’t hold out for John Edwards. The dashing, handsome, full-head-of-haired, love-child-siring politician has decided to make an honest woman out of his baby-mama. How ironic he can do that. Page Six reports that the love ’em and leave ’em (when they get cancer) swordsman has popped the […]
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Anthony Jeselnik Makes Fun of Haiti at Haiti Benefit
“My friend Kevin has cancer. There’s nothing funny about that. But it was the way he said it” – Anthony Jeselnik You must familiarize yourself with this powerhouse of comedy. One of the best in the business. Start here:
BLOGOCIDE 2010: Google Deletes Six Mp3 Blogs
Six music blogs – Pop Tarts Suck Toasted, Masala, I Rock Cleveland, To Die By Your Side, It’s a Rap and Living Ears – have been wiped off the net in their entirety by Google. Hosted by Google-owned Blogger, the six sites were on the receiving end of multiple complaints regarding their content. This does […]
STARZLIFE PICS: Jane Lynch Be All Tall and Stuff
Jane Lynch, from Glee and 133 other things, walked past the Urth Cafe in West Hollywood. Money saving tip, Jane: Don’t buy tea there. Just walk into the Bodhi Tree bookstore and drink all their tea samples while pretending you’re deciding which statue of Ganesha to buy. Their tea has New Age Power. Net savings: $7.
STARZLIFE PICS: Here’s Michael Rapaport Sipping Ice Tea Through a Straw
Did you miss the article Michael Rapaport wrote about renting an apartment to that ghoul Natasha Lyonne the last time I linked to it? Well, here it is again. Look, he got some tea. Starzlife was there.
Bruce Willis Isn’t Doing Coke in the Bathroom; He’s Going to the Bathroom
The next time you’re kicking it with Bruce Willis and he gets up to go to the bathroom, don’t invite yourself along because you think he’s getting high. He’s actually going to relieve himself. Besides, you’re supposed to wait to be asked. Play it cool. Via Starpulse: “I drink far more water than I drink alcohol […]
This Week’s Top 10 Music Videos on YouTube
1. Taylor Swift – Taylor Swift accepting the GRAMMY for Best Country Song First, this is not music. Footage of a musician doing nothing musical should not be categorized under “music.” This belongs here as much as R. Kelly’s piss tape. That’s not true, R. Kelly’s tape deserves to be number one. Second, this video […]
“Mike Tyson a ballando sotto le stelle” Means “Mike Tyson” and Then I Don’t Understand the Rest
Mike Tyson is on Italy’s version of Dancing with the Stars. Oh, of course, ballando [dancing] sotto [with] le stelle [accused rapists]. Dancing seems like a natural leap for boxers because footwork is part of their training, but they also get punched in the head for living, and nerve damage makes the Charleston that much […]
Reacquaint Yourself With Your New Old Tonight Show Host
Ten more years! Ten more years! Why stop there?! Why stop there?! Let the man go when he loses his hair: NEVER! Here’s a little clip from the last Jay Leno show. It actually contains a mildly funny gag involving Kanye West and a wildly predictable gag involving Donald Trump. What do you think Donald […]
Topher Grace Isn’t Cool Enough to Do Drugs Intentionally
During an appearance on tomorrow’s Lopez Tonight (check your local listings…to see what else is on) Topher Grace discusses his unwitting brush with mind-altering substances: Grace…shared his trippy experience after accepting what appeared to be a breath strip from a female partygoer – only to find out, a few minutes too late, that it was […]
