Starzlife caught Sylvester Stallone out and about in Beverly Hills recently. The man must have an amazing plastic surgeon. He barely looks 64 here. You’d never know he’s really 103.
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EXCLUSIVE!!! Fitness Guru Kirstie Alley and Kids
Hey, folks, lookin’ to drop a few? Kirstie Alley‘s here to help. Check out her new weight-loss website phitter.com (<—not a joke) for weight loss tips like “Do as I say, not as I do” and “Also, don’t do as I say” and “Log off now.” (<—joke) Kirstie took her kids to Ann’s, a diner […]
EXCLUSIVE!!! Josh Duhamel Has Backward NFL Hat Fever. Catch It!
Why is Josh Duhamel‘s look invariably described as “all American”? As if all Americans are this fit and handsome. He’s barely American. Maybe if here were a heavy, poorly dressed slob he’d look like the rest of the country. You know, like Chaz Bono, the real patriot.
EXCLUSIVE!!! Chaz Bono is an FTB (Female-to-Bear)
Damn, bubba. Woof. You heading to the Faultline later? Chaz Bono took his girlfriend shopping at Fred Segal recently, since he can’t buy anything there for himself. European boutique labels don’t cut in size XXBrawny. Try Ross, Chaz, it’s a great place to buy Dickies and Timberland boots appropriate for the construction site and the […]
Tetris TV: It’s Tetris That’s Not Free!
Dish Network, I offer the above motto to you for free of charge. No, actually I want you to wave the three dollar monthly fee you plan to charge for your interactive Tetris channel. And if you’re gonna do that, you may as well throw in a subscription to Dish Network. Eh, forget it, I’m […]
Dramatic Footage of Attempted Bombing of Jared Leto That’s Really Just Some Idiot With a Box
Jared Leto‘s band, 30 Seconds to Change the Station Before I Crash My Toyota Solara, has a documentary coming out soon, and the band held a special premiere for the fans last night. While Jared was onstage talking about how he solved Haiti, some psycho barged to the front of the room and planted a […]
All Slutty Lesbians to Get a Pass to Hollywood if Howard Stern Replaces Simon Cowell
Oh God please let this happen. Page Six‘s scoop is that American Idol‘s producers want to replace the almost-outta here Simon Cowell with the other King of All Media. No, not Rupert Murdoch. Howard Stern. His contract with Sirius radio is up next year. The company has never been profitable, and is unlikely to again […]
Stop, Collaborate and Listen: Ice is Back With the Exact Same Verses 20 Years Later
What’s it like havin’ a roni? Probably something like the feeling of vertigo you’ll experience from watching UK twin sensations Jedward cover “Ice Ice Baby” AND “Under Pressure” AND have Vanilla Ice guest on the track ALL AT ONCE. Jedward are (is?) two brothers from Ireland who rocketed to national fame on England’s The X […]
The Black Guy from Community is A Good Rapper
And I’m not just guessing. I have sonic proof! Donald Glover once wrote for 30 Rock and now acts on Community. He also raps on the side as Childish Gambino, lacing hip-hop reconstructions of indie songs with clever punch-line laden rhymes. Peep it. The sound quality is awful, but that’s really Sleigh Bells’ fault: New […]
LOL @ NBC Serving Fried Chicken and Collard Greens in Honor of Black History Month
This amazes me. I don’t think there’s anything offensive about it, because black folk do indeed love fried chicken, JUST LIKE EVERYONE – I REFUSE TO LET THIS GO, FRIED CHICKEN TASTES GOOD, but I can’t believe a giant corporation would have the guts to put this up. Is it a prank? If so, I […]
