Tila Tequila has followed in the footsteps of Miley Cyrus and Chris Brown – she’s deleted her Twitter account. Fear not, Starzlife readers, we saved the last bunch of tweets: officialTequila @perezhilton u seriously have no CLASS or RESPECT for anyone, u WHORE WITH AIDS…u couldn’t fuck a corpse…awww, corpse…I MISS MY WIFE officialTequila don’t 4get, […]
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Aubrey Plaza’s ‘Funny or Die’ Video is Funny
But she’s still doing to die. I can’t describe this video without giving anything away, but I can tell you it’s good. Breakup in a Noisy Diner from Aubrey Plaza
Oh, Snapz0rz! Beyonce’s Got a Love-Child Sister!
Mediatakeout.com is reporting that Beyonce‘s pops, Matthew Knowles, sired a daughter with his mistress Alexsandra Wright. I can’t believe this. I can’t believe Matthew Knowles has a daughter he hasn’t made money off of. Well, Alexsandra just gave birth, so the little baby girl is still probably in acting and singing and dancing classes at […]
T-Pain’s New Song is Great
Isn’t hearing the first ten seconds of a song and knowing you’re going to love the whole thing the greatest feeling in the world? T-Pain‘s new single is an ode to the position, popular in porn, known as “reverse cowgirl.” It’s when you sit her on your lap, facing away from you, and choke her […]
Read This Letter by an Idiot Offended by Roger Ebert’s Use of WTF
Fark linked to this inane letter by a farking moron, published two days ago by the PJ Star: First, I look forward every morning to reading the Journal Star. I love the crosswords. Second, the Jan. 14 edition carried a review of the movie, “The Book of Eli,” by Roger Ebert. I like to read […]
‘Calvin and Hobbes’ Creator’s First Interview in 15 Years
Cleveland.com, which sounds like the website of the whole city but is actually the site of two newspapers I’ve never heard of – The Plain Dealer and Sun News – has an interview conducted via email with Bill Watterson, creator of Calvin and Hobbes. The site claims it’s the first interview the reclusive artist has granted […]
Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard Are Engaged
US Magazine is reporting that Punk’d alum Dax Shepard and Forgetting Sarah Marshall bombshell Kristen Bell are set to tie the knot. “A snuggle party can fix anything,” says Kristen in a quote I’m taking out of context and re-using here because I think it looks funny. Oh, Kristen, we both know the only thing it […]
STARZLIFE PICS: Rebecca Gayheart Remains Pregnant
Two examples = trend! Everyone in Hollywood is hanging out at Sunset Plaza AND pregnant! Rebecca Gayheart walked back to her car after enjoying a lunch with her girlfriends recently. You know who was there. (Starzlife.)
STARZLIFE PICS: Miley Cyrus! Noah Cyrus! Fluffy White Dog Cyrus!
Two examples = trend! Everyone in Hollywood is carrying around a fluffy dog! Miley Cyrus got the car back from her boyriend and took her sister and fluffy white dog to the studio in Burbank. Starzlife was there. How’d we get on the lot? We’re the script supervisor on ‘Til Death.
STARZLIFE PICS: Miley Cyrus’s Boyfriend (Is Named Liam Hemsworth)
Being Mily Cyrus‘s boyfriend: nice work if you can get it. Liam Hemsworth (click for Wikipedia page) drove around in his girlfriend’s car, wearing his girlfriend’s sunglasses recently.
